Practice Areas Test

Municipal Law

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Land Use & Environmental Law

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 You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line

Employment Law

A center for ants

D:What is this? [smashes the model for the reading center] A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?
M: Derek, this is just a small…
D: I don’t wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least… three times bigger than this!
M: He’s absolutely right you know.

Business and Transactional Law

Harry's Caption

I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five’? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well do ya, punk?

Civil Litigation

The Peaches

Evelyn, could you come here, you got a second? Which team do you play for? Well I was just wonderin’ why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. [Evelyn starts to cry] Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying! THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!

Placeholder Law

Darryl's friend from the Office

Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!